No worcing puter. Home row iz 4 buzt, except g & h. I hev to put up booc recommenz when new puter comez. New M@cbooc iz en route. Which iz goot becuz typing thiz wey? Iz the worzt.
Bonuz pointz iv you c@n cipher wh@t thiz zez. 4 Zeriouz.
Be b@c zoon! H@ppy Mon.
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K, I could always use bonus points.
Ahem...
"My computer is no longer functioning correctly. My home life is being negatively affected by this loss. Except the good and handsome people. I will put the list of the greatest summer reading up when my new computer arrives. I'm going with a Mac to show my independence from the corporate greed that is Microsoft. Even though Mac represents the same greed and proprietary uses. This will help me because the keyboards are made of white keys which work better than the current system.
If you know what I'm talking about, you are like a super rad ninja. Assuredly.
See you when UPS comes by. Enjoy your Monday folks!"
How's that? Am I close?
how funny is it that I knew exactly what you were saying? ok, well, I was amused. so there.
How can you make a broken computer sound SO DAMN FUNNY?
Hurry to fix, please. Want MeL.
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